On Wednesday I woke up with a frog in my throat, and I learned that amphibians make very unpleasant tenants.
I sure picked a bad time to be under the weather, since eight inches of snow can amount to a lot of baggage.
I would say that I'm as sick as a dog, but I'm afraid that that comparison would be tantamount to animal cruelty.
I'm out-of-commission with bronchitis again.
Devious Comments
FORBIDDEN!
dude, i'm sick too. it sucks.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
oh, no, you too?
what have you got?
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Deep underground, there was a boy who was dead
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!!!!!
OH OH!!
OH OH!!
OH OH!!
...sorry, I was just coughing a bit.
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Deep underground, there was a boy who was dead
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Take care of yourself, get some rest, and get well, okay?
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Deep underground, there was a boy who was dead
I REFUSE TO BECOME SICK-IFIED BY MY ANIMATION COHORTS!!!!
I DEMAND A PETITION!!!!!
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oh, puns, puns, a glorious thing...
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I find the two biggest similarities between dogs and underwear to be thus:
The less there is, the more expensive it is.
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Deep underground, there was a boy who was dead
I don't wanna be sick!
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I find the two biggest similarities between dogs and underwear to be thus:
The less there is, the more expensive it is.
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